"I told her once I wasn’t good at anything. She told me survival is a talent."
Susanna Kaysen, Girl, Interrupted (via larmoyante)

drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
  • tostb:

Posted but immediately deleted from Lana’s Instagram just now

    tostb:

    Posted but immediately deleted from Lana’s Instagram just now

    "Her happiness balances on book spines."
    six word story #22 (via masochistic-dreamers)

    howstufftwerks:

    noddin’ ma head like yea

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    movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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    blastortoise:

    When a POC reads a lot, gets good grades or speaks with naturally with an expansive vocabulary and white people say ” haah you are so WHITE!”

    What they really are saying is “I don’t associate those positive attributes with being a poc because your people don’t do any of that. Only white people do are capable of that.”

    "Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner"
    favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)
    kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

    kazi-is-amazing:

    Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

    710642:

well? can he????

    710642:

    well? can he????